i wish this were in color. it is my belief that the true sasquatch is covered in a deep brown fur. this helps him to blend in with his surroundings which in turn accounts for the rarity of visual reports. the sasquatch does leave his calling card in the form a a large dark brown stool usually found at the base of the brown chestnut tree. he is very fond of its fruit and will spend many hours sitting under the tree masticating handfuls of its delicious brown treats.
i am not aware of this "jascob" of which you inquire. should i be aware? certainly, if "jascob" were brown, i, as the brown master, would enjoy the chance to study it.
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mr weaver,
i wish this were in color. it is my belief that the true sasquatch is covered in a deep brown fur. this helps him to blend in with his surroundings which in turn accounts for the rarity of visual reports. the sasquatch does leave his calling card in the form a a large dark brown stool usually found at the base of the brown chestnut tree. he is very fond of its fruit and will spend many hours sitting under the tree masticating handfuls of its delicious brown treats.
in a sharing way, i am,
the brown master
mr brian weaver
i am not aware of this "jascob" of which you inquire. should i be aware? certainly, if "jascob" were brown, i, as the brown master, would enjoy the chance to study it.
tell me everything about "jascob" that you can.
thankfully,
the brown master
3:34 PM
perhaps if i asked you of griggs, the black corn farmer, your memory would be refreshed.
your brown obsession will not long be a camouflage for your true identity. as the sasquatch will soon be revealed, so shall you.
That was a good job.
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